Retarded person: 1 year to Armageddon!
Me: Aren't you the same guy that said the world was ending in may AND in October???!!
Retarded Person: Shut up! I have PROOF this time!
Me: And what proof is THAT?!
Retarded person: God!
Me: AND?!
Retarded Person: Ancient Indian people....
Me: *facepalm*
Gullible Person: How do I protect myself from Armageddon!
Retarded Person: Buy my book for 59.99 And It'll tell you all about it!
Gullible Person: But... I'm standing in front of you right now. Why can't you ju-
Retarded Person: BUY the goddamn super fucking expensive book! It'll save your stupid life!
Gullible Person: If you say so ^.^
Me: For the love of sweet baby Jesus and everything that is good.... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!